Question by wordtwoyamum®: difference between men & women (fairly long)?
Handwriting: Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-cero.Mujeres: Women use scented stationery, color & dot the “i” with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the “b” & “g”. It’s a pain into read a note from a woman. Even when you are dumped, it will put a smiley face at the end of the food nota.Productos: Women: A woman makes a list of things you need, then go into the store & buy these cosas.Hombres: A man waits until the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon & a beer. Then go shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man comes into the counter, his cart is packed tighter than the car Clampett in The Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this does not prevent you from going into the track rápida.Relaciones: Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will mourn & pour her heart into her friends, & write a poem titled “All men are idiots.” Then, continue with your vida.Hombres: A man has a small more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup, at 3:00 am on a Saturday night, he calls & says, “I just wanted into let you know you ruined my life, & I’ll not forgive, & I hate you, & you’re a total floozy. But I want you into know that there is always a chance for us. “This is known as the” I Hate You / I Love You “drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses into help men overcome this necesidad.Sexo: Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of play previo.Hombres: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back into their place of stimulation erótica.Vencimiento: Women: It ripens much faster than men. Most women of 17 can function as adultos.Hombres: Most men of 17 years are changing baseball cards & giving each Wedgies other after gym class. Therefore, high school romances rarely funcionan.Revistas: Men: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a woman’s body desnuda.Mujeres: women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy & hairy & should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men provoke the laughter of the mujeres.Baños: Men: A man has six points in his bathroom – a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap & a towel Holiday Inn.Mujer: The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man can not identify most of these artículos.Zapatos: Women: When preparing for work, a woman wore a wool suit, then wear Reebok shoes. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets into work, she put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will start because your feet are under the escritorio.Hombres: A man wear the same pair of shoes all day. We will not talk about how many days it will take the same calcetines.Gatos: Women: Women love gatos.Hombres: Men say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men lack gatos.Niños : Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments & soccer games & romances & best friends & favorite foods & secret fears, hopes & sueños.Hombres: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in casa.Vestirse : Women: A woman dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, watch the correo.Hombres: A man wedding dress, funerales.Servicio Laundry: Women: Women do laundry every two días.Hombres: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years) before he will do his laundry. When finally the clothes, he wears a dirty shirt inside out, rent a U-Haul & take his mountain of clothes into the laundry. Men always expect into meet beautiful women in the laundry. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of “Love American Style.” Gastronomy: Men: When the check comes, each man every pitch in $ 20 bills, but only for $ 22.50. None of them have anything smaller, & not actually admit they want change nuevo.Mujer: When the girls get their check, out calculators bolsillo.Espejos: Men: Men are vain & will take a look in a mirror . Women: They are ridiculous, but check out his reflection in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, the heads men calvos.La menopause: Women: When a woman reaches menopause, which passes through a series of complicated changes in emotional, psychological & biological. The nature & extent of these changes varies individuo.Hombres: Menopause in men provokes a uniform reaction – which buys aviator glasses, an elegant French cap & leather driving gloves, & goes into buy a Porsche.El Phone: Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone into send short messages into other personas.Mujer: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks & upon returning home, she will call the same friend & talk for three horas.Richard Gere: Women: the Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a way peligrosa.Hombres: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them that type stain that works at the health club & dates only women casó.Madonna: Same as above , but in reverse. For the same razón.Juguetes: Women: Girls love into play with toys. Then, when they reach the age of 11 or 12, lose interés.Hombres: Men not lose their obsession with toys. As they grow older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly & impractical. Examples of men’s toys: small miniature TVs. Car phones. complicated juicers & blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, & requires at least 6 “D” batteries for operar.Cámaras: Men: Men take photography very seriously. They spend $ 4000 for the state of the art equipment, & construction of dark rooms & take classes fotografía.Mujeres: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up having better fotos.Vestuarios: Men: In-room men talk about three things: money, football, & women. They exaggerate about money, do not know football as well as they think they do, & invent stories about mujeres.Mujer: There is talk of a thing in the locker room – sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic & technical, & not mienten.Películas: Women: Every actress in film history has had into do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of cinema has been produced by a hombre.Hombres: The only actor who has appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men will odian.Jardinería: Women: Women look nice when they use joyas.Hombres: A man can get away with using a ring & that’s it. More than that & will look like a lounge singer named Vic.Conversación: Men: Men need a good odds into get talking. For example, “Wow, great movie.” or “What are you, nuts? No real cop would have an Uzi that size.” Women: Women who do not have this problem, try into initiate conversations with men by saying something nice: “The garden beside the road is beautiful . “Mm hmm.” Pause. “That was a good restaurant last night, right?” “Yes.” Pause. And sucesivamente.Calentadores: Women: heaters are sexy. A woman, even if she is walking the dog or washing dishes, heaters are allowed into carry. It can be used anytime quiera.Hombres: A man can only use heaters if auditioning for the “Gimme the Ball” number from “A Chorus Line.” Friends: Women: Women in a girl’s night “to talk tiempo.Hombres all: Men’s night into a child say about twenty words all night, most of which are “Pass the Doritos” or “have more beer?” Bathrooms: Women: Women use health services as social lounges. Women who have not met a bathroom stop laughing together like old friends. Women also go into the bathroom in packs, at least two women at a time is an excuse into go into baño.Hombres: Men use restrooms for purely biological. Men in a restrooms will not speak a word into each other. And not in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table, saying, “Hey, Tom, who was about into take a piss. Will you come with me? ”
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